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Diffstat (limited to 'arthur/exts/systems/system_information.py')
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1 files changed, 22 insertions, 1 deletions
diff --git a/arthur/exts/systems/system_information.py b/arthur/exts/systems/system_information.py index 67caeaf..fd6384f 100644 --- a/arthur/exts/systems/system_information.py +++ b/arthur/exts/systems/system_information.py @@ -30,6 +30,24 @@ CORPORATE_FRIENDLY_SMILEYS = ( class SystemInformation(Cog): """Utilities for fetching system information from our 9front infrastructure.""" + SUPPORTIVE_PYTHON_DISCORD_COMMENTS = """\ +{Lemon|Bella|Chris} would {seriously|really|honestly} love to {have a word|discuss this topic} \ +with you! There {seems to be|is|appears to be|is assumed to be} a {tiny|minor|major|large} \ +{misunderstanding|miscommunication} here!| +{Python|Erlang|Chris' exhaust} is peace. \ +{The DevOps team|Decentralized version control|The 2024 presidential election} is replication. \ +Your {message|comment|idea|thought} is strength.| +Who controls {King Arthur|Kubernetes|Netcup|Joe's medication} controls the future. \ +Who controls {Bella's rations|the dennis.services mail server|`git push -f` access|edit rights to this message} controls the past.| +The best {messages|comments|ideas|chats}... are those that tell you what you know already.| +If you want to keep {a secret|PGP private keys|Lemoncluster access|access to Joe's secret vacation photo library}, you must also hide it from {yourself|the moderators team|the ethical advisory board|Chris}.| +{:warning:|:information_source:|:no_entry_sign:} Detected a high amount of doublethink in this message. \ +The {moderators have|administrators have|DevOps team has|Python Discord ethical advisory board has} been informed.| +Reading your message, I realize: Perhaps a lunatic was simply a minority of one.| +It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words.| +I enjoy talking to you. Your mind appeals to me. It resembles my own mind except that you happen to be {clinically |absolutely |completely |}insane. +""" + def __init__(self, bot: KingArthur) -> None: self.bot = bot self.cached_blogcom = None @@ -84,7 +102,10 @@ class SystemInformation(Cog): if random.random() < msg_thresh: logger.trace("Criteria hit, generating comment.") - blogcom = await self.fetch_blogcom() + if random.random() < 0.9: + blogcom = await self.fetch_blogcom() + else: + blogcom = self.SUPPORTIVE_PYTHON_DISCORD_COMMENTS comment = lib9front.generate_blog_comment(blogcom).strip() |