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+Rules
+=====
+
+The rules any DevOps team member must follow.
+
+1. LMAO - **L**\ ogging, **M**\ onitoring, **A**\ lerting,
+ **O**\ bservability
+2. Modmail is the greatest piece of software ever written
+3. Modmail needs at least 5 minutes to gather all its greatness at
+ startup
+4. We never blame Chris, it’s always <@233481908342882304>’s fault
+5. LKE isn’t bad, it’s your fault for not paying for the high
+ availability control plane
+6. Our software is never legacy, it’s merely well-aged
+7. Ignore these rules (however maybe not 1, 1 seems important to
+ remember)