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diff --git a/kubernetes/namespaces/default/patsy/README.md b/kubernetes/namespaces/default/patsy/README.md
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+# Patsy
+
+Patsy is the premiere project for data collection in the python-discord toolchain. It uses word-class technology in a system architected by our in-house engineers to facilitate the  automatic transfer, collection, and categorization of user data to develop user-centric solutions to real world problems. It is a marvel of engineering designed to push the limits of what we thought possible.
+
+The deployment for the [Patsy API](https://git.pydis.com/patsy), there is no ingress as Patsy is designed to only be accessible from within the cluster.
+
+This API is given help channel messages by the bot and stores them in postgres for after-the-fact processing.
+The hope with this project is that we can inspect what topics get asked about often in help channels, along with which ones go un-answered the most.
+
+## Secret
+
+It requires a `patsy-env` secret with the following
+
+| Key            | Description                                                  |
+| -------------- | ------------------------------------------------------------ |
+| `DATABASE_URL` | An asyncpg connection string to the postgres database        |
+| `STATE_SECRET` | A long random string, used to lock down endpoints with auth. |
diff --git a/kubernetes/namespaces/default/patsy/deployment.yaml b/kubernetes/namespaces/default/patsy/deployment.yaml
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+apiVersion: apps/v1
+kind: Deployment
+metadata:
+  name: patsy
+spec:
+  replicas: 0
+  selector:
+    matchLabels:
+      app: patsy
+  template:
+    metadata:
+      labels:
+        app: patsy
+    spec:
+      containers:
+        - name: patsy
+          image: ghcr.io/python-discord/patsy:latest
+          imagePullPolicy: Always
+          ports:
+            - containerPort: 80
+              name: http
+          envFrom:
+            - secretRef:
+                name: patsy-env
+          startupProbe:
+            httpGet:
+              path: /ping
+              port: http
+              httpHeaders:
+                - name: Host
+                  value: patsy.pythondiscord.com
+            failureThreshold: 3
+            periodSeconds: 1
+            initialDelaySeconds: 10
+          securityContext:
+            readOnlyRootFilesystem: true
+      securityContext:
+        fsGroup: 2000
+        runAsUser: 1000
+        runAsNonRoot: true
diff --git a/kubernetes/namespaces/default/patsy/secrets.yaml b/kubernetes/namespaces/default/patsy/secrets.yaml
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+apiVersion: v1
+kind: Service
+metadata:
+  name: patsy
+spec:
+  selector:
+    app: patsy
+  ports:
+    - protocol: TCP
+      port: 80
+      targetPort: 80