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title: Rules
date: 2022-09-18
description: |
  The rules any DevOps team member must follow.
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1. LMAO - **L**ogging, **M**onitoring, **A**lerting, **O**bservability
2. Modmail is the greatest piece of software ever written
3. Modmail needs at least 5 minutes to gather all its greatness at startup
4. We never blame Chris, it's always <@233481908342882304>'s fault
5. LKE isn’t bad, it’s your fault for not paying for the high availability control plane
6. Our software is never legacy, it's merely well-aged
7. Ignore these rules (however maybe not 1, 1 seems important to remember)